☯Eat Shit☯

So my professor was asking questions.

• Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
• Like 3 people: *raises hand*
• Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
• Me: *raises hand*
• Professor: *points me out* why?
• Me: It's illegal.
• Professor: touche.

5 hours ago with 62,125 notes

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

18 hours ago with 100,184 notes

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

1 day ago with 112,494 notes

damnablepencil:

krabwatch:

m4ngos:

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it 

why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.

ding-dong you are wrong 

1 day ago with 63,325 notes

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

1 day ago with 92,146 notes